Constitution

The Founding Fathers were sitting around a table sometime in 1776, working on the constitution.  It had been a long day when Thomas Jefferson said, “Whew!  It’s getting rather warm in here, isn’t it?”

Ben Franklin replied, “Shall I open the window?”

“No, that’s alright.  I’ll just take off my jacket, and roll up my sleeves.”

“Hey, that’s a good idea.  Why don’t we include that in the constitution?”

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“Yeah, but that doesn’t sound very smooth.  How about ‘Everyone shall have the right to bare arms?'”

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One Comment

  1. Swinging Sammy
    Posted November 5, 2005 at 9:58 pm | Permalink

    that’s just bad…


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