A man exploring the ancient Pyramids of Egypt while on vacation stumbled across a secret room. He sneaked away from the tour group and explored the room. He found a dusty lamp and picked it up. While he wiped the dust off the lamp a genie appeared in a puff of smoke. 

“For freeing me from my prison, I will grant you a wish, what will it be sire?” 

The man thought for a moment, then said, “I want a spectacular job, a job that no man has ever succeeded at or has ever attempted to do.” 

“Allah Ka Zam!” said the genie.  “You’re a housewife!” 



  1. Four-Leaf K' lover
    Posted December 7, 2005 at 3:14 pm | Permalink

    I second that!!!!

  2. Four-Leaf K' lover
    Posted December 7, 2005 at 3:15 pm | Permalink

    Really funny…….there are some great dads out there, and some that do make great househusbands.

  3. SassyC
    Posted December 8, 2005 at 6:48 am | Permalink

    LOL… good one 🙂

  4. Doug E. Pudge
    Posted December 8, 2005 at 1:01 pm | Permalink

    Alright so you got in on the good side of the women. Funny post my brother. B4T

  5. michelle
    Posted December 8, 2005 at 9:51 pm | Permalink

    excellent…..too bad someone really couldn’t say alla ka zam and do that to some men. hee hee hee!

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