Mommy Test

I was out walking with my then 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I asked her not to do that.

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"Because it\’s been laying outside and is dirty and probably has germs."

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At this point, she looked at me with total admiration and asked, "Wow! How do you know all this stuff?"

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"Uh," I was thinking quickly, "everyone knows this stuff. Um, it\’s on the Mommy test. You have to know it, or they don\’t let you be a Mommy."

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"Oh."

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We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information.

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"I get it!" she beamed. "Then if you flunk, you have to be the Daddy."

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“Because it’s been laying outside and is dirty and probably has germs.”

At this point, she looked at me with total admiration and asked, “Wow! How do you know all this stuff?”

“Uh,” I was thinking quickly, “everyone knows this stuff. Um, it’s on the Mommy test. You have to know it, or they don’t let you be a Mommy.”

“Oh.”

We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information.

“I get it!” she beamed. “Then if you flunk, you have to be the Daddy.”

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5 Comments

  1. Doug E. Pudge
    Posted December 9, 2005 at 1:21 pm | Permalink

    Hey what’s up with all the male bashing lately? B4T

  2. Hawkman
    Posted December 9, 2005 at 3:07 pm | Permalink

    ouch!

  3. Swinging Sammy
    Posted December 9, 2005 at 6:39 pm | Permalink

    I think he must have made Jackie really mad!!!!

  4. Kodiak
    Posted December 9, 2005 at 8:52 pm | Permalink

    My wife thinks they are funny. So far I haven’t seen any backing up the male side.

  5. Kodiak
    Posted December 9, 2005 at 8:53 pm | Permalink

    When I do I guess I will have to post them for equal time.


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