Quiz time

  1. Do they have a 4th of July in England? Yes/No
  2. How many birthdays does the average man have?
  3. Some months have 31 days; how many have 28?
  4. How many outs are there in an inning?
  5. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow’s sister? Yes/No
  6. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer? 
  7. If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?
  8. A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half an hour. How many minutes would the pills last?
  9. A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left? 
  10. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?
  11. A clerk in the butcher shop is 5′ 10” tall. What does he weigh? 
  12. How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen?
  13. A plane crashes on the Canadian – US border. In which country do you bury the survivors?
  14. What is the least amount of coins it takes to make 55 cents if one of the coins is a quarter?
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3 Comments

  1. Hawkman
    Posted December 23, 2005 at 12:08 am | Permalink

    Do they have a 4th of July in England? Yes/No

    Yes

    How many birthdays does the average man have?

    One per year

    Some months have 31 days; how many have 28?

    All of them

    How many outs are there in an inning?

    6

    Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow’s sister? Yes/No

    No

    Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?

    70

    If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?

    2

    A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half an hour. How many minutes would the pills last?

    120 minutes

    A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left?

    9

    How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?

    1

    A clerk in the butcher shop is 5′ 10” tall. What does he weigh?

    meat

    How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen?

    12

    A plane crashes on the Canadian – US border. In which country do you bury the survivors?

    It’s against the law to bury survivors – in both countries

    What is the least amount of coins it takes to make 55 cents if one of the coins is a quarter?

    2

  2. Hawkman
    Posted December 23, 2005 at 12:10 am | Permalink

    Then again….in Calif. maybe you CAN marry a dead guy….hmmmmm

  3. SassyC
    Posted December 23, 2005 at 5:19 am | Permalink

    “A plane crashes on the Canadian – US border. In which country do you bury the survivors?”

    It all depends on where the luggage landed 😀


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