## Quiz time

- Do they have a 4th of July in England? Yes/No
- How many birthdays does the average man have?
- Some months have 31 days; how many have 28?
- How many outs are there in an inning?
- Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow’s sister? Yes/No
- Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?
- If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?
- A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half an hour. How many minutes would the pills last?
- A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left?
- How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?
- A clerk in the butcher shop is 5′ 10” tall. What does he weigh?
- How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen?
- A plane crashes on the Canadian – US border. In which country do you bury the survivors?
- What is the least amount of coins it takes to make 55 cents if one of the coins is a quarter?

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Do they have a 4th of July in England? Yes/No

Yes

How many birthdays does the average man have?

One per year

Some months have 31 days; how many have 28?

All of them

How many outs are there in an inning?

6

Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow’s sister? Yes/No

No

Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?

70

If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?

2

A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half an hour. How many minutes would the pills last?

120 minutes

A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left?

9

How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?

1

A clerk in the butcher shop is 5′ 10” tall. What does he weigh?

meat

How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen?

12

A plane crashes on the Canadian – US border. In which country do you bury the survivors?

It’s against the law to bury survivors – in both countries

What is the least amount of coins it takes to make 55 cents if one of the coins is a quarter?

2

Then again….in Calif. maybe you CAN marry a dead guy….hmmmmm

“A plane crashes on the Canadian – US border. In which country do you bury the survivors?”

It all depends on where the luggage landed 😀