POSSIBLE NEW SLOGANS FOR MICHIGAN:


The one that looks like a mitten, you moron.
Where used cars from
Florida bring top dollar.
No hurricanes here.
The
Orange Barrel State.
So close to
Canada you can hardly tell the difference.
We know the rules to euchre.
Got fudge?
Two Mystery Spots. No waiting.
Yes, the Porcupines are real mountains.
Soda? We say pop here, buddy.
The Midwestern “M” state without a wrestler for governor.
No riots since ’67
More than just boarded up auto plants.
Casino fever — catch it.
Sandy beaches without severe undertow.
Happiness is a warm pasty.
Imagine an island where horse manure still litters the streets.
Water enough for any drought.
Visit Hell,
Paradise, Christmas and Climax. (Can do it all the same day!)
Birthplace of Meijer Thrifty Acres.
Where
Ontario is a shortcut to New York.
Gerald Ford slept here.
It’s called snow. Get used to it.
Where the names of high-toned suburbs needlessly end with “e.”
Deer processing available here.
Not as flat as
Indiana.
Try eating corn flakes without us.
Hardly any annoying lizards or poisonous snakes. Big on flannel.
It’s not the heat. It’s the humidity.
Smoked fish sold here.
Good people with camping trailers.
We moved American history to
Dearborn.
No toll roads and proud of it.
Our biggest bridge makes yours look puny.
Nearly went to war with
Ohio once and will do it again if they pull any funny stuff.
Land of snow machines and bass boats.
#@?!* mosquitoes.
We know a place where wooden shoes are always in style.
Where lousy teams get new stadiums.
Speed limit is back up to 70, so move it!
The
Red Wings State.


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5 Comments

  1. Posted January 15, 2006 at 7:38 pm | Permalink

    i had a pasty yesterday!

  2. Posted January 15, 2006 at 7:52 pm | Permalink

    I like pasty’s especially with gravy

  3. Posted January 16, 2006 at 4:39 pm | Permalink

    Did somebody say pasty????

  4. Posted January 16, 2006 at 6:08 pm | Permalink

    Home of “that school up north”…

    what was that about a war with Ohio???

  5. Posted January 19, 2006 at 10:18 pm | Permalink

    I believe it was over Toledo. MIchigan claimed it’s border went further south.


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