A teacher was taking her first golf lesson. “Is the word spelled ‘put’
or ‘putt’?” she asked the instructor.

“‘Putt’ is correct,” he replied.

“‘Put’ means to place a thing where you want it. ‘Putt’ means a vain
attempt to do the same thing.”


One Comment

  1. Posted February 17, 2006 at 4:57 pm | Permalink

    I seem to be putting. Maybe I should try puting?

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