The Husband Store

The Husband Store
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A store that sells husbands has just opened
in New York City, where a woman may go to
choose a husband.
Among the instructions at the entrance is a
description of how the store operates. You
may visit the store ONLY ONCE !
There are six floors and the attributes of the
men increase as the shopper ascends the
flights. There is, however, a catch .. you may
choose any man from a particular floor, or
you may choose to go up a floor, but you
cannot go back down except to exit the
building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to
find a husband . .
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 – These men have jobs and love the
Lord.
The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 – These men have jobs, love the Lord,
and love kids.
The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 – These men have jobs, love the Lord,
love kids, and are extremely good looking.
“Wow,” she thinks, but feels compelled to
keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
Floor 4 – These men have jobs, love the Lord,
love kids, are drop-dead good looking and
help with the housework.
“Oh, mercy me!” she exclaims, “I can hardly
stand it!”
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 – These men have jobs, love the Lord,
love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with
the housework, and have a strong romantic
streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to
the sixth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6 – You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor.
There are no men on this floor. This floor exists
solely as proof that women are impossible to
please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
Watch your step as you exit the building, and
have a nice day!

Please send this to all men for a good laugh
and to all the women who can handle the truth!

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One Comment

  1. kelly
    Posted December 6, 2006 at 7:02 pm | Permalink

    I have read this before. We strive for the best. That is all there is to say=))).


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